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MOVING DAY SURVIVAL PLANNER

Nobody warned you moving with kids would feel like a war crime. This planner won't fix that — but it'll make sure you at least have coffee, the right snacks, and noise-cancelling headphones within arm's reach.

Survival Guides

RELOCATE YOUR CHAOS

And Pretend You're Fine

49 pages of actual planning tools for neurodivergent parents who need structure without the toxic positivity. Color version with stickers included. Printer-friendly version also included. Sarcasm at no extra charge.

37 planner pages — room by room, task by task
Parenting survival guide for moving day chaos
2-page master checklist (the one you'll actually use)
Color version with stickers + printer-friendly version
Zero fluff — neurodivergent-friendly format
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Print it. Survive it.
Cry later when the
kids are asleep.
You've earned it.

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Moving is already a nightmare. Moving with neurodivergent kids while also being neurodivergent? That's a special kind of organized chaos nobody prepares you for. This planner is the thing I wish I'd had.

— Samantha Oyler, Maternal Menace